Abusive Balloons

Abusive Balloons

Each pack of our Abusive Balloons contains x14 Large, Helium Quality white abusive balloons with x7 different mildly abusive messages about getting old.

X14 pack of abusive balloons with Fast & Free UK Shipping

  • When you were born, the dead sea was just getting sick!
  • You’re so old, you went to an antique auction and 3 people bid on you.
  • You’re so old, your birth certificate says EXPIRED on it.
  • I’ve seen stale raisins with less wrinkles.
  • You’re so old, the alarm goes off when you leave a museum.
  • You’re so old, you have an autographed bible.
  • You know you’re old when friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, when you’re barefoot.

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Stale Raisens

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Autographed Bible

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Alligator Shoes

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The Dead Sea

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When You Leave

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Get a 14 pack of our Abusive Balloons including Free UK shipping for £5.

  • 14 Balloons.
  • 7 Hilarious Messages.
  • Helium Quality.
  • Ultra Long Lasting.
  • Free UK Shipping.

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